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Couple Heartbroken After Receiving Invitation To Third Fucking Wedding This Year Couple Heartbroken After Receiving Invitation To Third Fucking Wedding This Year

THERE were emotional scenes at the home of a Longford couple yesterday evening after they arrived home to find the postman had delivered ...

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Woman Next To You On Plane Doing That Annoying Quiet Crying Thing Woman Next To You On Plane Doing That Annoying Quiet Crying Thing

A SELFISH young woman has needlessly added to the stress of flying by doing that annoying quiet crying thing next to you on the 9.15am Rya...

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Car-Buyer Not Too Sure Why He Kicked Front Tyre Just There Car-Buyer Not Too Sure Why He Kicked Front Tyre Just There

POTENTIAL car-buyer Martin Holmes said he wasn’t too sure the reason behind kicking the car front tyre just there, after being shown the ...

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Lost Thing Probably Where You Left It Lost Thing Probably Where You Left It

THAT thing you just lost is 98% more likely to be where you left it than somewhere else, a groundbreaking new survey has revealed this wee...

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70% Of People Still Not Checking Themselves Before They Wreck Themselves 70% Of People Still Not Checking Themselves Before They Wreck Themselves

A WORRYING increase in the number of people not checking themselves before they wreck themselves has prompted many to call for an expanded...

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Culchie Woman Revealed To Be D4 Woman Living In Disguise Culchie Woman Revealed To Be D4 Woman Living In Disguise

A PROMINENT member of the culchie community is today battling accusations that she is in fact from a wealthy south Dublin background and ...

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Fucking Idiot Old Person Doesn’t Know How To Use ATM Fucking Idiot Old Person Doesn’t Know How To Use ATM

SOME fucking idiot old person doesn’t know how to use the ATM and should be in a home, a large queue of people have said today. Paddy Far...

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Shouting Louder Than Anyone Still The Best Way To Win An Argument Shouting Louder Than Anyone Still The Best Way To Win An Argument

EXPERTS in the field of winning arguments have revealed that shouting louder than anyone else is still the best way to leave an argument i...

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Man Reading The Irish Times On LUAS Hopes Somebody Notices Man Reading The Irish Times On LUAS Hopes Somebody Notices

OBVIOUSLY intelligent man Niall Ahern spent much of his early morning commute to Dublin city centre on the LUAS with his copy of the Irish...

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Taxi Driver In Roy Keane Trial Applies For The Witness Protection Program Taxi Driver In Roy Keane Trial Applies For The Witness Protection Program

THE taxi driver who accused Roy Keane of behaving aggressively towards him near traffic lights in Manchester on the 30th of January this ...

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WWN Review: Exclusive First Peek At The US Remake Of Love/Hate WWN Review: Exclusive First Peek At The US Remake Of Love/Hate

THERE are some perks to this job and WWN was privy to one-such-one this past week when US TV network Showtime flew us out alongside inter...

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Daily Star Journalists To Continue Wallowing Around In Their Own Shit Daily Star Journalists To Continue Wallowing Around In Their Own Shit

JOURNALISTS working for the Daily Star have announced their plans for the third and fourth quarter of 2015, which basically revolves aroun...

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Cunt To Replace Cunt Cunt To Replace Cunt

THE BBC announced yesterday that they are to replace one cunt with another cunt as the lead presenter of an all-new Top Gear. Producers o...

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Daniel O’Donnell’s Testicles Found Alive & Well Daniel O’Donnell’s Testicles Found Alive & Well

IT is a search that has caught the attention and imagination of the Nation. Donegal native Daniel O’Donnell has praised the work of local...

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Terror attacks increased by a third in 2014, US says Terror attacks increased by a third in 2014, US says

The US State Department says the number of terrorist attacks around the world rose by a third in 2014 compared with the previous year. ...

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Missing oil tanker MT Orkim Harmony detected in Cambodian waters: report Missing oil tanker MT Orkim Harmony detected in Cambodian waters: report

The oil tanker that was hijacked off the south-east coast of Malaysia last week has been detected in Cambodian waters, according to local...

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Russia talking with U.S. on assigning blame for Syria gas attacks Russia talking with U.S. on assigning blame for Syria gas attacks

Russia said it has made some suggestions on how blame could be determined for chemical weapons attacks in war-torn Syria and will discuss...

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Protect more bee species to safeguard crops, say scientists Protect more bee species to safeguard crops, say scientists

Almost 80% of crop pollination by wild bees is provided by just 2% of the most common species, say scientists. There are thousands of...

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Russia, Germany trade Cold War accusations Russia, Germany trade Cold War accusations

Russia accused NATO on Wednesday of reviving the ghost of the Cold War by encroaching close to its borders and seeking to change the stra...

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Babies Are Shit Babies Are Shit

NEWBORN babies have come under fire this week after a new study published by popular women’s magazine Mum2B found them to be absolutely s...

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World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy

THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies whi...

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100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them” 100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”

PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed that leaving a...

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High In Fibre Broadband Unveiled Across The Country High In Fibre Broadband Unveiled Across The Country

THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while ...

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Local ‘Bachelor’ contestant Jillian Anderson will return to ABC Local ‘Bachelor’ contestant Jillian Anderson will return to ABC

Jillian Anderson, left, and bachelor Chris Soules went their separate ways. (ABC/Rick Rowell) She’s baaa-aack. The local girl who ...

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Lionel Messi is the most valuable player in the world and it's not even close Lionel Messi is the most valuable player in the world and it's not even close

(Clive Brunskill/Getty Images) Lionel Messi of Barcelona FC in Spain's La Liga is the most valuable soccer player in the world, acco...

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Warriors fan yells vulgar language at LeBron as he walks off court, he reacts Warriors fan yells vulgar language at LeBron as he walks off court, he reacts

Could this be LeBron James’ secret motivation? As the Cavaliers left the court last night after beating the Warriors, one pathetic fan i...

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6 Types of Fish That Cause Belly Fat 6 Types of Fish That Cause Belly Fat

© Eat This, Not That! When it comes to belly-slimming meals, there’s nothing healthier than a nice piece of fish, right? Well, th...

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Charges against Va. student bloodied during arrest dropped Charges against Va. student bloodied during arrest dropped

© Zach Gibson/Getty Images University of Virginia student Martese Johnson (C) and his lawyer, Daniel Watkins (R) walk to the Charlot...

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The Month In Which You're Born Could Influence Which Diseases You Develop The Month In Which You're Born Could Influence Which Diseases You Develop

An analysis of over a million people spanning two decades has revealed that while the month in which you're born might not affect your ...

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Study Suggests Newborns Delivered By C-Section Have a Higher risk of Developing Chronic Health Problems Study Suggests Newborns Delivered By C-Section Have a Higher risk of Developing Chronic Health Problems

Children born by Cesarean section may be more likely to develop chronic diseases later in life, warns ...

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Married Couple Entering The ‘Openly Hating One Another’ Phase Married Couple Entering The ‘Openly Hating One Another’ Phase

MARRIED couple of 13 years Cian and Aine Varney have entered the ‘openly hating one another’ phase, much to the discomfort of all their f...

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100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them” 100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”

PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed that leaving a...

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Three Things We Have To Crack Before We Can Find Any Cures For Alzheimer’s Three Things We Have To Crack Before We Can Find Any Cures For Alzheimer’s

An estimated 36m people worldwide suffer from dementia. Alzheimer’s disease is the biggest cause, bu...

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Viruses Are Highly Evolved Infectious Agents – Perfect To Go After Cancer Viruses Are Highly Evolved Infectious Agents – Perfect To Go After Cancer

Infections are a double-edged sword when it comes to cancer. On the one hand, infections are our foe...

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This Is The Microorganism-Laden Handprint Of An 8-Year-Old After Playing Outdoors This Is The Microorganism-Laden Handprint Of An 8-Year-Old After Playing Outdoors

As a living organism, the human body is home to millions of microbial life forms and bacteria. Witho...

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First Child Born To Woman Who Had Ovary Tissue Removed And Frozen During Childhood First Child Born To Woman Who Had Ovary Tissue Removed And Frozen During Childhood

A woman gave birth to a healthy child after doctors transplanted ovarian tissue removed from her whe...

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Student Picks Up Unique Viewpoint From World’s Most Widely Read Newspaper Student Picks Up Unique Viewpoint From World’s Most Widely Read Newspaper

AFTER an eye-opening first year in third level education, studying English at UCD, 18-year-old student Conal O’Shea has revealed he has d...

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Nothing Made Like They Used To Nothing Made Like They Used To

WHILE initially dismissed by the public as something old people said in an effort to shit on younger generations, it now appears that man...

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Woman With Hay Fever To Spend All Day Talking About Hay Fever Woman With Hay Fever To Spend All Day Talking About Hay Fever

SOURCES close to a Dublin woman currently suffering from hay fever have confirmed that she intends to spend the whole day, and possibly th...

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Man Spends Evening “Hate-Cleaning” The House After Row With Girlfriend Man Spends Evening “Hate-Cleaning” The House After Row With Girlfriend

A DUBLIN man yesterday spent the majority of his Sunday tidying his apartment while in a huff, after a disagreement with his girlfriend, ...

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Waterford Man Didn’t Even Read That Guardian Article He Just Shared There Waterford Man Didn’t Even Read That Guardian Article He Just Shared There

LOCAL man Kevin Bridges shared yet another article from the Guardian online today in a bid to gain kudos from his learned mates, despite n...

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Kardashian Foetus To Release Autobiography Next Month Kardashian Foetus To Release Autobiography Next Month

THE internet has gone crazy following the official announcement that media maven and selfie queen Kim Kardashian’s as yet unborn child wil...

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Dublin Lad Still Using Ex-Girlfriend’s Netflix Account Dublin Lad Still Using Ex-Girlfriend’s Netflix Account

DUBLIN lad Ronan Scully is still using his ex-girlfriend’s Netflix account despite the fact they broke up over 6 months ago. “She said wh...

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The Corrs Fans Added To Endangered Species List The Corrs Fans Added To Endangered Species List

FOLLOWING the news that Louth’s first successful cloning factory The Corrs would return to the stage after a 10 year absence, comes the w...

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“I Can’t Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This Shit” – Donal Skehan “I Can’t Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This Shit” – Donal Skehan

TV CHEF Donal Skehan has confided in some of his closest acquaintances that he can’t believe RTÉ let him go on the air year after year wi...

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Top Chinese officer pays visit to US: Pentagon Top Chinese officer pays visit to US: Pentagon

A top Chinese military officer began a six-day visit to the United States on Monday amid rising tensions over Beijing's assertive sta...

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Egypt militants fire rockets toward airport used by multinational peacekeepers: sources Egypt militants fire rockets toward airport used by multinational peacekeepers: sources

Sinai Province, Islamic State's Egypt affiliate, fired rockets late Tuesday at the direction of an airport in the Sinai peninsula use...

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Italian PM Renzi welcomes Putin but mentions differences Italian PM Renzi welcomes Putin but mentions differences

Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi welcomed visiting Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday but showed little sign of breaking ra...

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Pope creates tribunal to judge bishops who cover up sex abuse Pope creates tribunal to judge bishops who cover up sex abuse

Pope Francis has approved proposals for bishops to be judged by a Church tribunal if they cover up sex abuse by priests, the Vatican said...

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Why Are Almost All Supercentenarians Women? Why Are Almost All Supercentenarians Women?

Out of the 53 living supercentenarians – people over 110 years old – 51 are women. That’s more than 95 percent! In fact, you might say tha...

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