SLIGO native Niamh Healy’s eyebrows stopped making sense years ago, WWN can exclusively reveal today.
Although for a number of years friends and family of the 23-year-old
student have speculated privately as to what exactly was going on with
her eyebrows, they have now collectively reached the conclusion that
they make little to no sense.

Several years of waxing, tweezing, penciling and most recently HD
brow treatments have left Niamh with little or no knowledge of where her
real eyebrows actually once began.
“I only want what’s best for my Niamh,” explained Niamh’s mother
Deirdre who had initially presumed her own confusion over her daughter’s
eyebrows to purely be a ‘generational thing’.
With many women seeking to emulate the effortless eyebrow chic of
today’s celebrities, HD eyebrows has become a common service offered in a
number of salons and beauty emporiums throughout Ireland with varying
degrees of success.
“Niamh came to me with a vision,” explained eyebrow artist and
curator Maxwell Brown, “a vision of strong, vibrant, ‘statement’
eyebrows,” Brown added before going into detail the steps involved in
his HD brow treatment which involved making Niamh look more sinister
than Cruella DeVille.
“She’s doing art up there in Dublin so I just presumed she was doing
some sort of Dali surrealist work on her forehead,” admitted Niamh’s
father Donal, “but I didn’t want to say it out loud in case everyone
laughed me out of it,” added Donal clearly unaware that the eyebrows
owed more to the Cubist art movement.
Despite her parents resignation, Niamh’s friends believe that one day her eyebrows will return to back to normal.
“We just don’t fucking mention it. When I’m talking to her I just
stare at her nose otherwise I’m just not sure how to react to her
constant state of shock,” concluded friend Hannah Sullivan.
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