Cut the cheese, then cut a check.
That's what Broncos linebacker Von Miller apparently does on a regular basis, and the team is so upset about flatulence they have issued a punishment.
Miller told the Denver Post that he gets fined by the Broncos for passing gas during team meetings:
"They can't fine me if I walk away," Miller said, via the Post. "It's not healthy. I keep trying to tell them it's not healthy if I just sit there and hold it in. Nobody in the world does that. I just do it more than the average person."