THE BBC announced yesterday that they are to replace one cunt with another cunt as the lead presenter of an all-new Top Gear.
Producers of the popular motor show have welcomed the news following
the sacking of the previous cunt who attacked one of their own.
“It’s just so hard to get decent cunts these days,” explained Mark
Rogers, assistant producer of the show. “You really have to be a special
kind of cunt to host top gear and I think we’ve finally got our man
after a gruelling search”.
However, the search for fellow co-hosting cunts has only begun after
the show’s previous sidekicks announced they too will also be leaving
the show to follow their master.
“Like their predecessors, these two positions will have to be cunts
too; but passive cunts that can take abuse from the massive cunt hosting
the show,” added Rogers. “There are plenty of cunts to choose from on
the BBC books so it’s just about finding the right fit for this new
cunt”.
Fans of the show’s previous iteration have voiced their concerns via
several large scale terrorists attacks on the BBC, killing thousands.
The BBC however, have confirmed the car show about cars is just a car
show about cars so will not be bowing to pressure.
Top Gear is watched by 350 million viewers worldwide and is one of
the BBC’s biggest shows, with overseas sales worth an estimated £50m a
year.