DESPITE dividing opinion, Kanye West’s set at Galstonbury is set to
go down in the history books as the rapper invented what people have
begun calling ‘Music’.
Following Glastonbury organisers’ recent desire to place a
‘controversial’ headliner on the Pyramid stage followed by a well worn
media narrative of ‘winning over the doubters’, Kanye West was set to
test the patience of die hard Galstonbury fans.
An incredibly brave West unveiled his latest creation, music, to the
baying crowd with experts in sound claiming the new artistic form
contains melody, harmony and rhythm among other elements.
After spending a total of 1 hour and 45 minutes on stage many people
on social media who had previously stated their hatred for the rapper,
reaffirmed their opinion that West is a ‘twat’. However, nearly as many
people who had previously confessed their love for West also took to
social media, reaffirming his ‘genius’. It is believed absolutely
nothing has changed as a result.
The sampler of Move On Up, I Got A Woman, Mystery of Iniquity, Harder
Better Faster Stronger and countless other songs had encouraged the
crowd to thank him for inventing music as it would bring an untold joy
to billions of people in the coming centuries.
“We were caught by complete surprise, we weren’t too sure what to
expect from Kanye since he is so mercurial, so unpredictable, but we
never for a second thought he would invent an entire art form,”
explained Emily Eavis, one of the festival’s organisers. The 2015
iteration of the festival represents the 33rd time in a row that the
festival was ‘the best ever’.
It is thought West’s wife, Kim Kardashian documented the exact moment her husband invented music via 3,457 photographs.
West for his part said he was humbled to discover he was the greatest ever human being that has ever and will ever live.